Reading attire

Well. When in rome. Love this t shirt. Even though it did take just under two months to arrive. Note to self. And others in fact don't ever order a t shirt from ihearttshirts.co.uk

Best book ever

Ok so maybe not the best book but i like it. Thanks to kim for thinking of me when she found it. I often pop it out when i haven't thought about volcanoes for a while.

Zzapp

Yumsville. Just bought an 8 pack from iceland. Whey

Blur ticket has finally arrived

Whoop whoop. So happy it's here. Can't wait for next weekend's sheninegans. Whey

Oh yeah cheesy chips

So good. And a roll. So good. Whey. Second portion in 12hours. Ooops

Choc dip. Toffee flavour

So good but i think i prefer the original. Yea. God i'm so bored at work

Hee hee

R i p jackson x x x

Loving an early finish

Straight out in the sun. Bit of music and a beverage. Oh yeah

Happy birthday luce

Little luce bday today. Cake and tea at three time. Oh and a willy. Woo

Erm. Yumsville

Fruitella crunchies. The lovely taste of normal Fruitella's but with an extra crunch. I sneaked then into my pick n mix today. Ooops!

Anus sweet

Ok so it sort me looked like an anus but can now tell it's a pair or luscious lips!

Contact lense

I'd had them in for more than twelve hours and were a bit dry. So when fallon turned around from retrieving the macdonalds. I have her a little surprise on her steering wheel. Ha

Skirt is annoying

Keeps rising up. Lovely

Gala bingo and carb lingo

The most bizarre evening i have had. Found myself at gala bingo in chatham. So strange. The clientelle was as expected to be honest. Dirty and obese! Good night though. I won two houses. But shared the winnings. Aren't i nice! Beginners luck i think!

99p store false nails

Jeez. They are awful. I bought them as a joke with the intention to take them off after an hour or so. However the immensely strong glue held me back. Literally. It's worth just buying then for the glue. So basically they are awful and couldn't get them off. They did eventually end up at the bottom me people's drinks at the tap. Ha

Hobnob biscuit bar,

They are somethin else. Oh my word. Try them

The penis pool

Can you guess where this is? Yes malia. Love it. Been offered my job back last night. Went down for few drinks and ended up workin! Got paid to get hammered!