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apologies

Y, so basically my sony ericsson went up shit creek, ie keypad fucked and freezes all the time so i traded it in and got a blackberry! jeeees, basically i love it, and i havent yet discovered the blogspot application function so when i get it up and running i will be sure to post some crap that mates me...just me laugh and ponder!

hi to anyone who is reading this and if you wish to follow my rants of job hell/pikey scum colleques that dont know what vowels are/sister baby news follow me on twitter, search bettyfilous and you will be sure to see my face x

Betty

p.s do you think about me....amazing

malia fluuu..GEL

Hi there people, so a week has passed and all i have to show for it is a couple of euro's... a bottle of jagermeifer (currently chilling in the fridge) a bottle of Rekekka (crete's finest sammy b!) and a ten pack of Flugel (energy drink from the netherlands!) OH and a bout of Malia Flu! how delightful!!

So yes, ive been in Malia for a lovely relaxing holiday..NOOOOOT, completely opposite i hit it hard and now have some kind of flu! mmmm.. sickie at work tomorrow i think! so many stories from malia, none for your ears though, me the the Dibb had a super time lets put it that way!

ive been out of the game for a week now and feeling all crappy, so today i bought myself a blackberry, ill post updates and things that make me laugh even more than usual..next round of baking begins next week, im looking into some kind of coffee/raspberry based cake..not together mind! keep you posted..

p.s..going to birmingham in a couple of weeks, gonna be a blast,

have an ace week guys

Betty x

Baking like a bitch

Jeez. You better appreciate this Stace. Happy 21st. Two bloody batches. Love it though. There so Yummy. Think it's the background music of float my boat lazy jay thats done it. Anyone want one?

Mmnmm freshly baked bread

Word up. Been up since half 7 this mornin tending to this bread. Tasted one of the rolls already and it's divine. Bring on the bread and jam (of the plum variety that i will be making shortly with plums from steph's nan's tree) woo. Keep you lot posted. Thinkin me joining the WI to get some tips! Whey

Oozing chocolate muffins

Yowza i've had the perfect weekend. Literally just been baking and eating. Mmnmm. These are straight from the oven so haven't had a chance to even taste the buggers yet. I expect they will all be gone by this afternoon! Happy weekend. Betty x

Goats cheese thyme and onion bread

Jeez. Made it yesterday. It's so lovely. The oozing of the goats cheese made my mouth water. It's soooo easy to make. If anyone wants the recipe let me know. And had it for breakfast with a poached egg on top. I love baking! Mmnmm

Golden syrup ice cream

Please if anyone has tried this let me know. I love the able version so i can only love the bloody ice cream version. ..right? May have to try it one day while i'm on a romantic night in. Basically never then. Meh? Anyone heard me speed hating similar to speed dating but you just but all the Shit and get a minute to say what you hate then they get a minute. Then another minute to discuss. How Hilair. And then what about this date in the dark malarky. God doesn't it round funny. I really want to do it.someone set me up please. You know it makes sense x x x

Banana jacket

What. I don't want it to get bruised en route to the hell hole aka work. The phone sock is perfect. I'll let you know how it is when i get to work. My mango and green tea drink will probably bash it up a bit!

Waxy fingers

Oh i love it. You know what i mean. Sort of ruined the candle though. Ooops. Betty x

Coor. Mango and port chutney

God it's so good. Please invest/make some. Meal times will never be the same. Happy birthday mum. Betty x

Happy birthday mum....

She loves it. She laughed alot. The cunt. Ha

Euro rich pound poor

Holiday soon. Not going to spoil the surprise for the guys in squeeze but basically it's soon and i can't wait. Got paid today so it's literally come straight out. I'm ready to spunk it all on jagerbombs and sexy motherfucker's.yeah thats right! See you soon people. Over. Betty x

Nacho's nacho's nacho's?..

Th best nacho's but this is the way i like them. No jalepenoes loads of gumph and a sachet of mint sauce on the side. Sounds bazaar but trust me it works. Washed down with some ole cider. Perfect. Have a good weekend. Peace. Betty x

Best toothpaste ever. Fact

If yo haven't tried it. Try it. It's amazing. Been using it for a few years now and if i ever forget to take it on a weekend break (kim's birthday when we stayed in a hostel and Nicked some yank's) and use some sort of minty replacement. My pegs and gum's feel let down. I now buy two at a time to make sure this never happens. Anyone else use it? Thing is i'm a right sucker for packaging. X betty x

Crazy Rainham man,

I'd like to formally introduce to you the crazy man of Rainham. I often See him either singing to himself 'what shall we have for tea' whilst i'm heading to the alcohol isle me tesco and lunging outside the church in a full santa outfit....in february. Yes really. He's basically crazy but so funny. Think he even has some sort me appreciation society on facebook too. Over and out. Betty x

Aargh holiday tickets arrived

Erm just found them on the post pile. So freakin excited now. Bring it on. Malia part two. Gonna be a hoot. .... Three weeks x betty x

Whoop i can hear the sirens comin

Of old tony that is. He makes the best ice creams. Fave is the fried egg. As already posted previously. Wish i had a nugget in me purse to get one. Dam pay day being tomorrow! Whats your favourite flavour? Betty x

Must have item

Jeez. Erm how nice are these. And clarks. Come on. Well done. Basically i need them.

This is a joke...right?

I just had to read this twice to make sure it wasn't some kind of joke. But it isn't. Her name is jo fooks and she is in 2 quartet. I'm so simple that 4 found it funny! At work now. Back to make myself laugh. For example. Putting loads of washing up liquid down th sink. Just because!

Leeds and my sort of ladies

I use the term ladies very loosely. For those of you who know up may well agree. Love these two. Amazing delayed birthday present from moi to kim but one to remember. Lots of fun stories to laugh over next time we all meet up i'm sure. Champagne. Hot pizza express men. Stag do's and the phrase- Your not wrong!

lava

Good evening,

apologies in the delay between blogs! you see, the only way i can upload blog items during the working hours is through my very clever and slightly spack phone. (the keypad melted whilst i accidently left it on the balcony on holiday!!....and is currently holding on literally by a thread of mankey glue.. you know, like when your baby teeth were holding on my that little bit of thing!!

general update ..

ive finally broken my Nando's virginity, just to see what all the fuss is about...it was ok, chicken in a pitta is basically chicken in a pitta, no matter how you cook it..(the grilled hollumi was pretty ace though!)

the hymen of my steak virginity hasnt been broken yet either...yes, i really said ive never had a steak..one day!

i go on holiday (again) in only 24 days

there is something quite satisfying about being a pest re job applications!

i'm being stalked on facebook by someone i work with and is snitching on me, therefore i go on it even more and talk openly about how much i hate my job....and the people i work with!

leeds was amazing, thanks fairy and christian for an awesome weekend...oh and kim and hol

roll on bank holiday...get loaded in the park, clapham common, (where i bump into herve and ask him the same question i do everytime ive seen him..and always get the 'not quite a smile and im slightly embarassed look'!

p.s there isnt enough lava in Dante's Peak for my liking!

best sign off not before i get too involved and run out of things to say....although that will never happen!

over

Betty x

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Pussy energy drink

Yeah you better believe it. I'm tempted to buy it as it made me laugh. Quite alot! I need a slush Puppy. Bad. A blue one

Fried egg ice cream

Reminds me of my childhood years. Lovely mr whippy with lemon sorbet to make it look like a fried egg! Gone in about ten seconds. Yumsville. Thanks brum. Round two the abundance of choc we raped from the cadbury shop! Saweeet

Paper clip preference

I really like this specific paper clip. I like the shape it looks when it's actually on the paper. The point design is so much better than the round modern one. I like to fish them all out of my paper clip holder. Oh and the multi coloured ones. There jazzy

Flugel yah...

Erm can't actually wait for this. 17of these in one night mean't on sleep and cider on the beach at 7am in malia. Then eventually getting to sleep at around 2pm. Lovely. Thanks dawny x

No i'm not la roux

Duh

Whey new craze

Yeah been doin it all night got some rite corkers. Keep yourself peeled x

Warning this is what i get like if ...

The last ten mins would never have happened. Going crazy. But thankfully a pal o mine is lendin me money so i can go out. Woo

Rape stapler

Can you adam and eve it! Hilair!

The childhood stone

Without fail. Every morning i step on this stone on my way to work. Basically every time i walk past it i do the same. Have done since i was a tot. I think i few me you will know where this is too.

Marshmallow hob nob cake

Absolutely amazing. Went everywhere and made me feel a bit sick but ...well just try it. Wicked combination

Simon the pieman

Out in rye been camping. Loving it. And this bloody sign. Seen loads me vespa's? Also want one. Yes

Reading attire

Well. When in rome. Love this t shirt. Even though it did take just under two months to arrive. Note to self. And others in fact don't ever order a t shirt from ihearttshirts.co.uk

Best book ever

Ok so maybe not the best book but i like it. Thanks to kim for thinking of me when she found it. I often pop it out when i haven't thought about volcanoes for a while.

Zzapp

Yumsville. Just bought an 8 pack from iceland. Whey

Blur ticket has finally arrived

Whoop whoop. So happy it's here. Can't wait for next weekend's sheninegans. Whey

Oh yeah cheesy chips

So good. And a roll. So good. Whey. Second portion in 12hours. Ooops

Choc dip. Toffee flavour

So good but i think i prefer the original. Yea. God i'm so bored at work

Hee hee

R i p jackson x x x

Loving an early finish

Straight out in the sun. Bit of music and a beverage. Oh yeah

Happy birthday luce

Little luce bday today. Cake and tea at three time. Oh and a willy. Woo

Erm. Yumsville

Fruitella crunchies. The lovely taste of normal Fruitella's but with an extra crunch. I sneaked then into my pick n mix today. Ooops!

Anus sweet

Ok so it sort me looked like an anus but can now tell it's a pair or luscious lips!

Contact lense

I'd had them in for more than twelve hours and were a bit dry. So when fallon turned around from retrieving the macdonalds. I have her a little surprise on her steering wheel. Ha

Skirt is annoying

Keeps rising up. Lovely

Gala bingo and carb lingo

The most bizarre evening i have had. Found myself at gala bingo in chatham. So strange. The clientelle was as expected to be honest. Dirty and obese! Good night though. I won two houses. But shared the winnings. Aren't i nice! Beginners luck i think!

99p store false nails

Jeez. They are awful. I bought them as a joke with the intention to take them off after an hour or so. However the immensely strong glue held me back. Literally. It's worth just buying then for the glue. So basically they are awful and couldn't get them off. They did eventually end up at the bottom me people's drinks at the tap. Ha

Hobnob biscuit bar,

They are somethin else. Oh my word. Try them

The penis pool

Can you guess where this is? Yes malia. Love it. Been offered my job back last night. Went down for few drinks and ended up workin! Got paid to get hammered!

Dictionary to help me in the hood!

Yo yo yo. Me ole mucker lil luce made me a dictionary so i could understand what the bloody hell she talks about. Loving .teeth= ganners and jack danny = fanny. Love it

My sheep poster that i study before bed

It's on the back of my bedroom door so without fail i take a glance at the lonk before shut eye! Whats your favourite?

Mr lonk

Bloody love this sheep. I think it's all about the name that makes it sound tres funny! It came from the poster on the back of my bedroom door. Yes. I'm wierd!

Me and my new man

Lovely snap me and my new man. Ha. Only joking. Obviously! My porter for bad taste day at work. Which was a bit disappointing to be honest. I've found that my colleagues are unable to tap into their sense of humor

Day off ill

But this makes me feel alot better